Never Make Cookies When...

The message from Dreamland today is a cautionary one. Never--I repeat---NEVER bake cookies after hearing that Angelina Jolie is going to start working at the Library....as a librarian!
You will be so distracted, wondering, "WHAT?? Why on earth does she want to work at the Library?? Why on earth???", that you will mess up the cookie dough, the cookie bake time--everything about those cookies will be wrong.
Your Dreamland cookies will burn.
So don't do this in your Dreamland home.
You're welcome.