Last night in Dreamland, Karen and I went to Battle Ground to protest the treatment of immigrants at the border. Apparently, the border with Mexico is only 2 blocks from downtown Battle Ground! The things you learn in Dreamland....
We were joined by our friend Crystal, and we decided to make some signs.
Crystal struck up a conversation with another woman in the room, who turned out to be none other than Kate McKinnon! As they chatted, I took it upon myself to introduce Crystal to Kate, and even I knew that was absurd: "Kate, I would like you to meet Crystal, and Karen....oh yeah, and since you don't know me, I'm Gale." She asked me about my RoadID, wondering if I was diabetic, and then turned quickly back to Crystal and Karen, who was so shy she couldn't speak! Sensing that I was too...friendly? Boring?...Kate kept talking to Crystal about farming, and to Karen about anything she would respond to. The three of them marched the two blocks to the border, leaving me to dash hither and yon to try to find them.
I hope Crystal and Karen appreciate my dream!
We were joined by our friend Crystal, and we decided to make some signs.
Crystal struck up a conversation with another woman in the room, who turned out to be none other than Kate McKinnon! As they chatted, I took it upon myself to introduce Crystal to Kate, and even I knew that was absurd: "Kate, I would like you to meet Crystal, and Karen....oh yeah, and since you don't know me, I'm Gale." She asked me about my RoadID, wondering if I was diabetic, and then turned quickly back to Crystal and Karen, who was so shy she couldn't speak! Sensing that I was too...friendly? Boring?...Kate kept talking to Crystal about farming, and to Karen about anything she would respond to. The three of them marched the two blocks to the border, leaving me to dash hither and yon to try to find them.
I hope Crystal and Karen appreciate my dream!