Two Important Messages from Dreamland

 

I learned two very important things last night in Dreamland, and I'm compelled to share them with you this morning.

Number 1:  when getting up to give a speech, a talk, a sermon, a reading...USE THE CLOSEST, EASIEST ROUTE. You know what I'm talking about! If you decide to "take the back stairs", you will be lost in whatever venue you are in. And it will be embarrassing for you as, ten minutes or an hour later, you emerge from that maze of stairs and obstacles and hazards on to the stage.

Number 2:  do NOT allow your "acquaintance" or "long lost friend" to do your yearly "lady parts" check-up (you can stop reading this if you're....not interested). No matter how many they've done "on the side" to supplement their job as artist or airline pilot or whatever. No, this isn't one of those "sexy dreams"--this is "let me remove that 'iffy' bit" and you wake up pissed because you think they tried to kill you.

With these two things in mind, I know you will sleep better tonight than I did last night!

Curly, Texas

 

 

Last night in Dreamland, we went to visit family and friends in Texas. And Texans were obsessed with ALL things curly:

Curly Fries

Curly Apples

Curly Donuts (makes sense--you start with a hole in the middle!). 

Curly kebobs

Not sure what this all meant....maybe I was just hungry? And feeling wavy?

At the end of the dream, I was approached by two total strangers and asked if I had some "sanitized quarters" (quarters dipped in hand sanitizer). I was fresh out, sadly, but then I got to wondering...do I often have total strangers appear in my dreams? And if I do, who the heck are they???