Number 1: when getting up to give a speech, a talk, a sermon, a reading...USE THE CLOSEST, EASIEST ROUTE. You know what I'm talking about! If you decide to "take the back stairs", you will be lost in whatever venue you are in. And it will be embarrassing for you as, ten minutes or an hour later, you emerge from that maze of stairs and obstacles and hazards on to the stage.
Number 2: do NOT allow your "acquaintance" or "long lost friend" to do your yearly "lady parts" check-up (you can stop reading this if you're....not interested). No matter how many they've done "on the side" to supplement their job as artist or airline pilot or whatever. No, this isn't one of those "sexy dreams"--this is "let me remove that 'iffy' bit" and you wake up pissed because you think they tried to kill you.
With these two things in mind, I know you will sleep better tonight than I did last night!
