A Decree Went Forth

Last night in Dreamland, a decree was issued by Vice President Frank Underwood (guess who's watching "House of Cards"?), that ALL household pets were to be registered--every last dog, cat, and guinea pig. Not fish though. I guess he was searching for that perfect cat person for his next deed....
Sharpen your pencils. You've been notified.
Oh yes, and muffulettas only for breakfast.
That is all.