CNN and C-Span Regret...

Live from CNN:  "We regret to inform you that President Grover Cleveland has died. We repeat:  President Grover Cleveland is dead.
We send you now to C-Span, who is standing by with members of the Greg Allman Band...."

"C-Span is live with members of the Greg Allman Band, who are descendants of President Cleveland. They remember their great-grandfather with fondness, and are issuing a statement."

"CNN must interrupt the coverage from C-Span to take you live to the home of Cher, who is speaking now about her warm relationship with President Cleveland. Cher, as you may remember, was married to Greg Allman for a time."

"Again, CNN interrupts its' regularly scheduled programming with this breaking news:  former President Grover Cleveland has died."