This week in Dreamland, I was presented with three cautionary tales....
First, I learned that Karen and I should never foster, and raise, a tiger cub. While they may be cute for a while, and you can trust them for
a bit, eventually, they will grow up and try to bite your face off.
Point taken.
The next night, I learned that it's not a good idea to carry around a briefcase full of uranium. While most of my dreams are random, I can completely explain this one.
You just have to read The Accidental Further Adventures of the Hundred-Year-Old Man. Then you too will know why this is a bad idea and how you will end up in North Korea.
Finally, I was reminded never to take a shower in a hotel lobby. For if you do, you will be interrupted over 20 times by each of the Democratic nominees for president!!
You can thank me later for sharing this knowledge with you.
First, I learned that Karen and I should never foster, and raise, a tiger cub. While they may be cute for a while, and you can trust them for
a bit, eventually, they will grow up and try to bite your face off.
Point taken.
The next night, I learned that it's not a good idea to carry around a briefcase full of uranium. While most of my dreams are random, I can completely explain this one.
You just have to read The Accidental Further Adventures of the Hundred-Year-Old Man. Then you too will know why this is a bad idea and how you will end up in North Korea.
Finally, I was reminded never to take a shower in a hotel lobby. For if you do, you will be interrupted over 20 times by each of the Democratic nominees for president!!
You can thank me later for sharing this knowledge with you.
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